A lack of unwanted hugs and elbows to the face will do that to you.

Come on, Covid. You fucked us all over by letting BoJo live. The absolute least you could do for humanity would be to take Donny Dipshit.

“We need to do everything we can to oppose progress, in the moronically futile hope that we can get fascists to vote for us! For every reliably Democratic voter we piss off to the point that they’ll never even consider voting for us for the rest of their lives, we might occasionally convince a Republican voter to stay…

I... What? I have no idea whatsoever who about 99% of these people are supposed to be. It’d be nice if character names - or at the very least the franchises they appear in - were immediately available.

The American people have decided that progress is not worth fighting for. Intelligence is simply too much to ask. Disease and corruption are the hallmarks of what the “supposed *left*” have to still offer. The corporate conservatives who have destroyed humanity are given far more leeway than they deserve, and no one…

Well, Americans have apparently decided that another Trump term is better than voting for someone who actually wants to make Americans’ lives better.

Li’l Sebastien was 5000 candles in the wind.

Well, I’m allergic to crunchy. Crispy’s OK, though.

I bought a bottle the last time I was in Copenhagen, and I’ve been saving it for a special occasion. Nice to know I picked a good one!

PETA are fucking clown shoes. If they were real, I’d beat the shit out of them for being so stupid.

That’s existed for 65 years.

Well, not being a bunch of pro-authoritarian pieces of shit might be a good start.

Really, the best possible outcome of all this would be if the whole union just up and left to start their own network of sites. Ideally, they’d then manage to get the best of the past writers to join them in the enterprise.

He’s like Brett Kavanaugh fucked Always Sunny’s Bill Ponderosa, and the resulting demon offspring somehow wound up not even having the morals of either of them.

Totally. We just need to keep re-making the same three gangster movies ad nauseam. Everything else is arbitrarily bad. So says the chosen white guys.

Perfectly put.

ACAB

A very despondent (but accurate) star for you.

People are only “bothered” by the word after they hear someone else pretend to be bothered by it, and decide that pretending to be bothered by an innocuous word might make them seem more interesting than they actually are.

One of my textbooks back in high school had apparently had a goldfish used as a bookmark at some point prior to my using it. Once I noticed the preserved, flattened fish, I pretty much gave up on using that book again.