I’ve found the best response to those rubes to be to wait a moment with a confused look on your face, then laugh in their face for a full 20+ seconds and say something along the lines of, “That’s hilarious! You almost had me convinced you were actually dumb enough to believe that!” Then, laugh a bit more, and mime…

I often consider how much easier life would be if I simply had no morals.

Hey, don’t laugh. That’s almost as reputable a publication as the poorly xeroxed leaflets discussing the truth about lizard people being handed out by that nice burlap sack-clad gentleman on the corner.

And, he personally fondles each pillow before it’s shipped out.

An emphatic “THIS” to each of your points.

It would especially be embarrassing for the member of a party whose president was unaware of that.

IOKIYAR

Just a nice Sanctuary from your weary travels.

Yeah, that’s pretty much it. That, and the fact that “political correctness” is a term that no longer seems to have any meaning for them beyond “This is a thing I don’t like.”

Anyone who wants to believe in a religion/cult/fairy tale is and should be free to do so.

Hell, a few years ago, Republicans in Wisconsin were out for blood over the fact that people dared show up to the State Capitol in protest of the criminal governor’s crimes. Showing up at his house wasn’t even necessary for the talking points; the act of protesting was itself “dangerous” and “uncivil,” and proof that…

The “Liberal Media” in action, folks.

Well said.

There’s nothing quite so adorable as Louise temporarily forgetting she’s a hard-ass and going all in on being a kid.