There, bumped to the black! Temporarily, anyway. I think you need to be followed by Jez for it to be permanent.

The child who lives below me is practicing his trumpet right now and it is fucking unbearable. [Jezebel]

Piven dropped out of 'Hurley-Burley,' not 'Speed-the-Plow.' Perhaps the hyphenate plays all end in tragedy.

Exactly. This makes me uncomfortable as hell.

I was just thinking the exact same thing. I have been facially deformed since birth and would have hated to see a princess version of me depicted. disney's main purpose aside from sexualizing the youth is to distract children from their daily traumas. I can't imagine a downs princess going over well and not becoming…

As someone with special needs, I can tell you that I would really not have liked to have a special needs princess. That stuff was escapism for me, so why would I want to see someone like myself?

Is that Juno Temple? I like her dress better.

You should buy a dress, commission the theme song, and then play it on your phone whenever you enter or leave a space. You would be fierce as hell.

Right?? I feel like I would need my own theme song for this. Or a live band to follow me everywhere I go.

Cyd Charisse commands your attention and refuses to let it go. Not that you would want her to.

To be fair, Pixie. People who say they've unplugged often do so with an aire of superiority, kind of like people who preface comments by saying they're vegan.

Unfortunately, they settle on a sub par writer, rather than utilizing people like Rebecca and Mark.

I am having a weird, anxiety hangover of a Saturday. For context, I am a new PhD student and got dumped by by 4-year partner almost three months ago. I sent a high school crush with minimal interest in me a (clothed) picture of my cleavage yesterday. And he has not been texting me. And I went to sleep last night after…

I'm so sorry for the loss of your lovely doggy. My mom had a sheltie when I was a baby and that dog tasked itself with fiercely guarding my crib. Good dogs, those ones.

You must be new to the weekend posts. If it's got faux outrage, misspellings, and no depth, you don't really need to look to see who the writer is.

Wednesday, we had to take in our oldest sheltie to be put to sleep. He was approx. 16, blind, deaf, wobbly, and – as of this week – incontinent. Up until recently, he still seemed to be digging his comfy life.

ACTUALLY this is pretty impressive shade if you think about it. "Hey, Malala, congratulations on your tireless activism and becoming the youngest ever Nobel Peace Prize recipient! ... Oh, you make sitcoms? Don't worry, that's totally impressive and important too. Good for you! Your parents must be very proud."…

Yeah, I'm sure the State's reason for requiring these women's info is exactly the same as this guy's: deterrence, and harassment.

"In my family, my two sons and husband are out the door in 15 minutes flat compared to my 30 or 40—those asymmetrical blouses need to be ironed, and my hair requires some minimal attention to not look like a meth addict's."

Yes. This.