Clockwise rotation might straighten you out, but it might just leave you kinky.

On a second date about ten years ago, I said to the guy sitting across from me, “So, I like you, you’re totally awesome. But I’m not looking just for a fun time, I’m looking for a long term relationship. I mean, I’m dating other people and I’m not saying we have to be serious, but generally speaking I’m ready to…

When playing the FF Star Wars, Age of Rebellion Campaign, there was a point in which an Imperial battalion was heading towards a base that we had commandeered in the session before and the battalion was hauling a big photon bomb on one of the Tie-Bombers.