I've always felt like they were closeted conservatives or something myself, so I think you're right.

MOTHERFUCKING ALFIE SOLOMONS.

Tom Hardy is always riveting. I've loved him since I saw The Drop, honestly.

Bitch, I live in a decomposing horse carcass!

"Im sick of these motherfucking bears on this motherfucking train!"

WHALE then!

Fun fact: Gene Hackman fucking hated that movie.

See the cat thing was fucked up and sad, but teenage boys are a fucked up group of individuals. My worldview was far more violent and immature when I was that age. I never killed animals, but the point is Avery has owned up to the crazy creepy shit he did actually do.

I really enjoy the breadcrumb delivery we get.

Yes, let's watch a show about people that were told not to do something, so they went out and had a nice dinner with their family and went home to sing the praises of the glorious Fuhrer instead. That sounds absolutely fucking riveting, man!

I play a lot of video games and maybe that's why I don't mind what people consider to be bland characters so much.

Exactly, we're supposed to wonder. I think that's the purpose his family reveal serves, we don't know if he will betray Juliana to save them or them to save her, etc.

Did you really expect all the answers from a series in season 1?

To be fair, a great portion of the book describes jewelry making and in all honesty I felt like nothing really happened in the book.

Shouldn't even be a speculation, because I thought it was obvious he was the gang leader

I love how he was sloooooowly inching down into the chair as if he expected it to like, assimilate him as soon as he touched it.

Tripoli is the mob boss from season 1, and thats what the card said.

MY BRAIN

I'm now picturing Fargo episodes starting with Katey Segal covers of classic rock songs.

You know, I wondered if the UFO was maybe Peggy's delusion.