Almost literally everyone that has watched the show disagrees with this reviewer on just about every single complaint.

Exactly. I was incredibly annoyed a few weeks ago when Larsen saying "paki motherfucker" was described as "egregious".

Honestly, I think the reviewer is a little harsh on this show. It isn't perfect or groundbreaking, but it is effectively entertaining.

Once again, I know I may just be expecting obvious villains to die later on, but I felt like Cowboy McSilentpants could've been crossed off the list too.

Like, I felt like it was a little undignified for a complete badass like Ray to die without at least giving Burris his due comeuppance. Burris is a villain that killed two main characters and survived the events relatively unscathed.

Well, overall I can say I liked it. Colin Farrell, Rachel MacAdams, AND Vaughn actually performed admirably. Vaughn actually gets more actor creds for the stiff wooden acting now that I know he was doing it on purpose. It actually added some psychology to Frank's character.

Fun fact: Tom Hardy is actually short.

Okay, yeah, seriously?

The way I saw it, the statement the film was trying to make was represented by the pitbull.

Shayla reminded me so much of my best friend that I almost began crying when she was abducted last episode.

Yeah it's almost exactly the logo of Enron.

E(vil) Corp actually reminds me a lot of Comcast, which I find funny because they're always showing Comcast interviews with Malik under the OnDemand selections and I'm wondering if Comcast has actually even seen some of the commentary the show makes about giant corporations like them.

I know!

Honestly, I don't know how much weight I can put in the theory myself.

"GO you're needed!"

I know it doesn't matter because Zach is a shithead, but you spelled his name two different ways in your comment and I wanted to say I noticed it. Not that it matters or anything. I just did.

Yeah, I live in the south and the sadder part is that there's a pretty sizable portion of the younger generation that also follows this idiot logic.

The vampire special ops seemed like the only faction that actually knew what the fuck they were doing until that poorly planned shit mission.

Also thanks for confirming that I wasn't the only person that noticed the crowd seemingly drastically changing their opinion in like three whole seconds.

I'm just pretending that everyone left not undead in NYC is now from Brooklyn, and they ain't havin' none a this vampire shit in their city.