It would be nice to have non-verbal commands for zooming and focusing. Perhaps squinting and widening your eyes or closing one eye at a time.

@Sublethalend: Get a Tesla. Problem solved :D

@HolyCrab: She has man hands!

@Go Vols!: Slip on shoes are pretty easy to take off and put on without bending at all.

@ca_aok: My understanding is that viewing the classified information on an unsecured computer violates protocol. So it's not like they created some new rule, there is just a new way of violating it.

@minibeardeath: It sounds like Han's "Yeehaaaw!"

@finnigan16: They're allergic to neoprene too.

I'm pretty sure he's not on the phone. Look at his hand, it looks more like he's bored out of his mind and resting his head on his hand.

@buckleyneko: Dude, we never got to do cool stuff like that. Although there was the kid that ate Elmers glue and that was pretty entertaining.

@buckleyneko: The snowball chucker is just a modified wiffleball launcher. I remember playing with them at recess in elementary school.

@anitesh.jaswal: Glad I'm not the only one. My dad always gives me a hard time for sitting so close to the tv.

I'm so glad I work in a grocery store right now.

@ghost25: What we need is some sort of giant cybernetic space worm that can fly around eating all of our space crap. With lasers. Blue ones.

I've often wondered if it's possible to require a de-orbit plan for every peice of equipment put into space. Something along the lines of reserving enough fuel to bring it down once it reaches the end of it's useful life.

@duurtlang: Ah, I see. I definitely agree with you on that, we eat ridiculous amounts of meat.

I swear I have tomahawk magnets in my toes. Freaking stupid bouncing blades of instant death.

@Dr. What?: I had almost the exact same comment typed out when I decided to scroll down. I know several "free range" chicken farmers and they all agree that it's a joke.

@duurtlang: Calories aren't the only significant dietary requirement. Just sayin'...

The possibilities!

I'm still waiting for something new and exciting to come along so Facebook can be the next MySpace.