That no talent, DeLorean ruining, dickbag Will.I.Am.

Any Celebrity who thinks West Coast Customs makes nice cars

Since Justin Bieber is already taken, let's go for Will.I.Am

Will.I.Am

Justin. Beiber.

"Yeah, me too."

I'd mid-mount that double-blown mofo in a Prius and then smoke every Camaro driver who looks at me in derision at a stop light.

New Ford Bronco.

"It truly makes me wonder how any person with dark skin can live in this country and trust that the systems and institutions that make it so great will work for them."

Sobering

Albert, I am a long-time student of American History. Like, it is something that just came out of me when I was born. Didn't make me popular or very many friends. I loved reading more than people, perspective more than... whatever was going on around me.

I don't believe his bullshit "my phone died" excuse for a second. I know this because I use it often and I'm lying every time.

Belichick: Can anyone get that dick Gray for me!?

Racism???? Name me just ONE other example of a black guy in Washington DC whose every move is vociferously criticized by mouth-breathing asshats who get all their information from sketchy radio shows.

"This is how football works in DC: Everyone ends up under the bus."

Photo: AP

That I hate every BMW. Nothing about them excite me, and I never understood their popularity. I guess the same could be said for all German brands.

And people say there isn't enough scoring in soccer

But why did Dez lock himself in the car?

Probably in the same gang as DeSean Jackson. Very disappointing.