Just have the kids throw cans at the gunmen! :/

Birthday parties are such competitions these days. My nieces' friends have birthday parties at the pool/snip its/wherever, so my nieces have to have the same thing. One of my sisters was worrying about the price, and I said, why not have it at home and save money? Of course, I don't understand, how could my sisters…

Thanks. I was wondering why it was called that.

Thanks.

Please, I don't want to Google it. What are fleshlights?

Glad to have left some good to help expunge the bad. :)

The only good Vlogbrothers fic (also the only one I've read, so there's that) is intentionally terrible: Maureen Johnson's John/Hank/Katherine/Benedict Cumberbatch fanfic that was a perk for the 2013 P4A. If you haven't read it, I highly recommend it.

It is, because I was not aware of this. I'd insert a "nope" gif, but someone would probably tell me the octopus and the llama are the main characters in animal slash fic.

I had a priest whom I otherwise respected explain in a lecture that women have already been given the highest honor in the Church because Mary (who I guess represents all women?) was chosen to give birth to our Lord, so women don't need to be priests. My response (purely hypothetical, as I was too dumbfounded to think…

Ahhhhhh! They're children!

Sorry. :(

I find it especially creepy when people ship real straight people into homosexual relationships (or vice versa, although I haven't encountered it going the other way).

I don't understand shipping real people. It's so, so creepy.

Hank Green also will look at questions on tumblr, if you can't fit your question into a tweet. His tumblr post is here: http://edwardspoonhands.com/post/108168730…. You can also reply to his comment on the video included in the article (his comment is from the Vlogbrothers account).

I wonder if the President will say DFTBA to Hank like he did to John's unborn daughter.

Didn't he talk to the president last year?

A-fracking-men.

Did you see John's response?

Yeah, the whole "traditional marriage" thing is so completely inaccurate.