You should take the job and be our mole! Think of it as being a double agent, lying in wait until the perfect moment when ZAP! You bring the whole fucking thing down.

Michael Cohen may be a shithead, but his lawyer seems competent, which can only be bad for Trump.

You’re right. He’s self-evidently uncurious, narcissistic, and ignorant. Dude failed at selling football and gambling to Americans.

However, let’s not forget that for a generation the “mainstream media” that Trump rails against propped him up as the platonic ideal of a captain of industry. Oprah, Barbara Walters,…

Incidentally, the back of Donald Trump’s head looks like a fully gestated chicken (or turkey).

I chortled out loud at the picture. The golden days of Gawker. Damn.

Dogs worldwide would be like “keep our name out of your mouth, Brunt.”

Kanye on Twitter this week has been the most exciting thing happening in this cultural moment:

Bret Easton Ellis is trash.

Kim’s show barely gets a third of the viewers that RHOA gets. I’m sick of her and her strange, creepy husband. I mean, is Kroy an Uber driver on the side? All he seems to do is chauffeur her around and comb her wigs.

“she thinks the other women should be honored to be in her presence because she’s white.”
Kim doesn’t deserve to be in the presence of the other RHOA women. She fucked her way to status/wealth/some form of stardom. And she is highly unintelligent. I cannot stand to watch Kim because she is completely vapid and void of…

my mom and I watched this live last night and were SCREAMING. The other Atlanta women (and production with their perfectly timed cuts to footage of Kim lying) completely destroyed Kim’s credibility. Then, to finish it off, the episode ends with Kim saying extremely racist things while simultaneously saying that…

I’m just insulted that Kim thinks we are as dumb as her because why else would she think most people would fall for that?

Her nose is...unfortunate.

Good lord. That article led me down a rabbit hole exploring the incestuous and scandalous world of Florida megachurches.

He uses Sharpies because he heard crayons are “unpresidential.”

Reminds me of this pic I saw on Twitter.

I cannot STAND the absolute obsession with the 2nd Amendment. It meant something entirely different 250 years ago!! And throughout history, we have made adjustments to the Constitution when the things on there are no longer relevant, don’t work, or just aren’t right. The right to own other human beings as property?…

Amen!

Won’t someone think of the poor, inbred, dumb white supremacists?

I can’t believe this sort of thing is happening in 2018.