I’m looking forward to the photo-real remake of Inside Out, which will just be talking chunks of human brain.

Around here "F" is usually reserved for things that are so bad they're worth checking out though.

Lol, like the Mouse would ever let you see him coming.

But on the other hand, this movie does look like shit

Executive producer: Werner Herzog.

Merely “photorealistic cruddiness” in the headline gave off delightful Jay-Sherman-in-a-bad-mood vibes, and the rest of the article more than lived up to it. Superb pannery.

Me, after reading seven paragraphs full of one excoriating pull-quote after another:

This is what a viable Democratic challenger looks like in Kentucky.

This entire season has been downright baffling. I’m seeing zero point to any of it on a thematic level or basic plot level. Every single episode literally ends with Moss staring at the camera with an angry look - only to once again do nothing the next episode. I’m a patient TV viewer, but god damn, this show has…

Marthas are usually black, except for when it’s convenient for them not to be. And maybe an Aunt Lydia story would’ve be great a season or so ago, before they’ve made her just a complete shit. But, much like the Waterfords, this show demands we care about characters that are either beyond redeemable or who just aren’t…

These show writers would show us Hitler being bullied by a Jewish kid.

Who the fuck thinks that giving bad guys a sympathetic backstory is a good idea?

Someone tell Tyrese that he isn’t in that photo he posted.

Statham is a natural star and a very hard worker - if he weren’t attached to the Fast series, he’d be involved in something else, for sure. Tyrese, on the other hand, is kind of one-note. once the Fast series is done with him, that’s probably the end of the line for his career.

It’s also about FAMILY.

Its a show about guys in wifebeater Ts and cars going fast. You can no more ‘spoil’ the franchise than you can spoil an old bag of Cheetos.

Statham was one of the best parts of Spy.

The installment that preceded The Rock’s involvement grossed over 360 million dollars against a budget of 85 million dollars, so now it wasn’t anywhere close to going to direct-to-video and that’s a really dumb thing to say. Yes, The Rock’s involvement in part 5 was awesome and he was a super smart addition to the…

Hotter take: It was never truly alive to begin with