My suspicion is that Heath Ledger (deservedly) winning that Oscar, plus a garbage movie like Suicide Squad winning one for its (terrible) costuming, may have broken WB’s sense of reasonable expectations.

Honestly, I have not heard anything funnier this week than DC trying to establish their superhero movies as “classy” and awards-worthy. They couldn’t even build a basic cinematic universe, even with Marvel doing the heavy lifting and showing everyone how it’s done. What makes them think their track record with…

I was never into comic books, so these movies don’t have any special appeal to me, but the studios have oversaturated the market, in my inflated, self-important, know-it-all, condescending, disregarding opinion.

Well, he could comfort himself with the fact that, in that outfit, he’d make a solid stand-in for the Showcase Showdown wheel.

I know this is going to be controversial, but I don’t think that Jared Leto was a good Joker. Further, I think he was a bad Joker.

This is a confusing mess that I don’t understand.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but when I injure myself in a stupid way, my first instinct is to go the police and accuse a huge black guy of doing it.

Remember when those LIEberals cornered that white woman at the ATM and cut the letter B backward into her face back in 2008? Puddinghead Farms remembers.

“... Witt himself bought the knife at a nearby sporting good store, and he cut his hand while opening up its packaging”... Is this the first time in history that child-proof packaging actually worked? 

Umm, what does your psychopharmacologist have to say about all this?

Why are ghost always in Plains-style or Victorian dress? I want to meet a caveman ghost. Or one who died last year and wants to know if Hillary or Trump won the election and what the new iphone is like.

Shit. I misread the story. I blame Kinja.

Brittle wants to prove the opposite though. He needs to prove that the stories were fiction and therefore his property. It’s the studios that need to prove that ghosts are real.

I had a friend who said to me once, ‘What would you say if I told you I’ve had three close encounters?’ and I replied, ‘I’d ask you what drugs you were doing at the time.’

She readily admitted to doing the drugs, but still insisted she’d seen aliens.

‘I experienced weird shit’ does not equal ‘ghosts are real’. Sorry,…

Lawyer: Miss Annabelle, are you now or have you ever been a member of Hell?

I’m not sure about ghosts, but if demons aren’t real, how do you explain Ann Coulter?

As a known and practicing alien and beloved deity, I can confirm this man is nuts.

Ghosts, like the Easter Bunny/Jesus Christ/Tooth Fairey, are a made up concept specifically created to scare little children and dipshits.

I did find the ins and outs of the premise a bit hard to grasp at first, but when I finally got the reason why Toxic Rick is the one who cares about Morty and why Healthy Morty was such an ultimate douchebag, I laughed out loud. Rick hates his attachment to Morty as much as he hates his own insane ego, and Morty…

Rick figured out that the machine decided on what to remove based on what each person thought was toxic, so Morty lost his insecurities, while Rick, among other things, lost his unnecessary personal attachments, such as his care for Morty. Rick literally explained this during the scene you’re asking about.