Nicolas Cage as Henry Winkler

I was more emotionally invested in the LEGO version of Batman than the flesh-and-blood Batfleck from BvS.

And 90% of the razors are already dull, 9.999% are functional, and .001% are made of a titanium alloy.

The truly fucked up part is the artist followed that piece of shit up with this:

Here’s to hoping Netflix is still in talks with Hannibal’s showrunner and stars for a season four.

Remember when Reddit tried to do exactly what this show is promoting to identify the Boston bombers? They thought some kid that was reported missing had committed the crime, then these people found his parents’ phone number and started harassing them, claiming that their kid was a terrorist. In turn, the FBI released…

Fun fact, the restaurant that they ran in Princeton, NJ is still open and serves up some pretty decent wings.

Difficult People and The Handmaid’s Tale were enough to warrant my Hulu subscription, but some of their content is just awful. For instance, the documentaries range in quality from Oscar nominees to “Was Jesus actually an alien?” fare.

I dunno, it’s currently scoring at 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, and they’re usually pretty generous with TV shows.