Congrats! I too am due in January, and people do the same thing to me...except when it's time to do laundry or wash dishes or bathe the dogs. Then it's like, "you're supermom!" Screw that. Help me out. Clean my house for me. Sweep the damn cat hair up. Wash the laundry!!

I agree. I am an asshole, but I don't enjoy hurting people's feelings and there is a way to talk to people and get your point across without being rude or making someone feel embarrassed or angry. If anything talking to them with forceful respect gets the message across in a straight forward, no nonsense way.

I played the Narrator in my high school production. I got to kill Milky White. (i.e.: tip the cow over at the appointed time because we didn't have cool special effects.) It was awesome.

The highlight of my highschool theater career was playing cinderella in into the woods while secretly hoping the person playing the witch would get sick and her understudy would get sick and I could step in because I knew all her songs. Didn't happen but ug.... The fabulousness!

That cat actually looks terrified. Cats don't usually pant except when they are under stress. Poor little guy.

I didn't "catch" him. However, I caught chylmadia and HPV (low risk kind) from the dirtbag. Found out about 3 months after the breakup; we had been tested for STIs together, at my insistence, because he didn't want to wear a condom. I thought I was being so grown up. In hindsight, I'm lucky. What a fuckslug. And…

There are no shiny lapel pins awarded for natural childbirth, the breastfeeding olympics, diapering origami, locovore feeding or winning at school roulette.

I'm due in September and I have a growth defect in my hip that is most likely going to make a drug free labor impossible according to my doctor. I desperately want to breast feed but am very well aware that if I have my moms luck I won't produce milk. I originally wanted to cloth diaper but my husband reminding me…

I would argue that your attitude is part of the problem.

Assuming the data on differential reproduction are accurate, no woman has given a shit about more than half the boners in all history.

Seriously what is it with folks who get legit mad that therapists get paid.

If you want your therapist to make suggestions, you should be in some form of cognitive-behavioral therapy. Not all psychodynamic therapists are the same, but most are VERY nondirective and won't tell you what to do. CBT, on the other hand, is all about being directive through homework assignments, goals, and…

People who take the already-tiny Instagram format, then make the pictures even tinier by cramming five of them onto a *vertical* collage that then has to be minimized to fit in the square- what's the point? My rule is that I will not double tap that shit if it says "PicCollage" on the bottom corner.

to be fair—and I am not an R.Kelly fan in any way. Parents handle things in all sorts of ways. It's not like Cher was exactly supportive initially when Chaz transitioned. Sure RKelly as a person is horrible, BUT MAYBE as a parent, he is struggling internally with this (which is ok, I think. as long as he gets over it…

Can you PLEASE get rid of BasketballAmerica's disgusting gifs?!

Meanwhile it's not nearly as taboo for a man to be topless. Feed yo babies, America. Without moms our entire species would cease to exist.

Nevermind, I don't want spoilers!

I'm sorry, this is so damn JUICY. I thought I'd have to wait til Blue Ivy was a mom hating teen for something to leak from the Knowles camp.

I am incredibly irritated by the same dribble of "but you're making it sexual, you wrong person, you!" on anyone who states they feel it is inappropriate. The question should not be is this picture okay/not okay because it's sexual/not sexual. It doesn't matter if they were doing anything sexually or not doing…