Or as my Dad used to say, "Good thing Jesus loves you, because no one else will."

no one understood biology or a good sex joke

:(

What a truly gifted writer - his imagery was so powerful; he would have made a wonderful lyricist.

ah! fixed! holy shit, please don't tell my roommate. she's from...one of those counties.

Hate is easily spread—and innocents killed—by many means other than religion.

I cannot believe how many people are being so judgmental about how much money OTHER people spend on their OWN weddings. Actually, scratch that. I can believe it. People love to judge others from any moral high ground they think they can claim. If someone wants to spend $25K on a wedding, so be it! If someone wants to…

I hate that he's a genuinely good musician under all this schmaltz and douchebaggery. Can't you just play guitar and be awesome, John Mayer? No? k. we're done here.

What about a "This post is making me reconsider our friendship" button, for when people post sexist/racist/otherwise questionable things.

This one will come in handy on fb:

Are all dog people this sensitive? Cheesus. My cat hits me all the time, they don't use their claws to bat you. If they really wanted to hurt the dogs they could've in the 10 minutes that the dog stood right there in front of them freaking out. If the dogs were really that afraid, they would run away.

Aziz Ansari sari not sorry.