Living in Southern California, I would hate to see what a Corona orgy would look like now...the 909 can be a bit of a spectacle

I’m getting tired that the only way Ani could have been damaged was because of some sexual assault. Can she just be a person who isn’t that into relationships and is pissed off for the sake of being pissed off. Can’t we just have an ornery lady who wants to stab dudes in the junk because that’s how she was born, not…

Eh my dad was never malicious, so your step mom may just have been a bitch

It sounds worse than it is. It was never shameful, we have similar body types and activity levels and heart issues run in my family. It was never like “hey you’re fat”. It was never said to me in my formative years, only after my dad had noticed I had stopped running and taking care of myself. It may also Be a…

this! It was understood that there were boundaries to my nekkdness. But yeah, i’ve seen quite a bit of my mom’s business. My mom too is also ‘the shit’

My house was a semi naked house, I mean I was allowed to run around in my bra and underwear well into adulthood. My father, who never shied away from telling me I need to 1) loose a few pounds or 2) for the love of god shave your yeti legs, never made me feel uncomfortable. I’ve seen my mom naked and would shower with…

I’ve been with my now husband for 8 years (three years married this December). We’ve lived together for 5 of those years. It isn’t hard, but it takes work and effort on both our parts. I can honestly say that it hasn’t been ‘that hard’ until recently. When we threw in a kid into our mix. That shit has tested out…

well there went my panties!

I’m pretty sure this has been discussed or brought up before, but does anyone else get a Lynchian vibe from some of these episodes??

Eh, I’m part of a subreddit called breakingmom and its a great place to vent about the shitty aspects of motherhood. It’s a relief from all the sappy shit you see out there. The AMA’s are really interesting, and financial info. There is good stuff on there, and there is just some shit i wont click on or read comments…

This, I mean yeah breastmilk is awesome and all. I’m breastfeeding my beastie. But it’s breastmilk, I got a freezer full of that shit. Now, I probably would have been less pase about it 4 months ago when it took me an hour to pump a goddamn ounce. But now I’m producing like a fine ass Holstein

This measurement, would I find it in the metric system or standard ?

My mom gave me a plant....a plant. I have a 6 month old, two cats, and a husband. I can't help keep a fifth thing alive!!!

Taking into consideration your name I think it's ironic how dense you are in noticing that this is a gossip article

I need a class like this, but I needed taught by a fellow Latina with coarse ass thick straight hair. Because all i see are them white girls with thin hair doing those tutorials. MY HAIR CAN’T DO THAT STOP LYING TO ME PINTEREST!!!!

How old is your beluga?!?

I just had my first (and most likely only child). Not having a second one is just a difficult decision as having another. My first kid came as a surprise-ish. I know my limitations as a woman and mother and I know that having a second one wouldn’t make me happier. My husband and I talk about how we’re goign to prepare…

My parents are at LAX right now saying the system is back up. She said the line was bananas! I was going to be bummed for them, they're heading out to Europe for three weeks!

It’s the biznes. I love mine, I had the original now I have the Clarisonic Mia 2 and it’s amazing. I use it everyday, no breakouts, my pores look smaller. Just overall improvement on skin tone

I freakin love ducks!!! I used to watch shows like that but it's really changed for me. Plus I'm a child therapist and I hear enough screwed up shit as it is.