Ugh thanks I needed that!!

Since becoming a mom 5 months ago I can't swallow this stuff. I have had to unfriend people because they feel the need to share shit like this along with animal abuse (which I also can't handle). Can someone show me cute cats or some shit?!

NOPE.COM , mental illness is a good defense if the person didn’t know right from wrong, this guy sat there, and waited. The fucker knew what he was doing, he was calculating. That’s not mental illness. he also specifically chose his targets, it was a calculated hate crime.

I swear they totally did model Prince Eric after this beauty of a man

I’m not aAfrican-american, so I’m curious of the opinion of this ladies actions are to African-american community are. Confusion? Outrage? I’m not being snarky, I’m genuinely interested. Like, I ask myself, does this lady in her fucked up mental state genuinely believe she’s black (is she delusional) or does she know…

I’m not into blonde hair and blue eye’d dudes, but GODDAMN i’d be ok with some Thor action...hot diggity damn

The only time it’s acceptable to say MOIST is when referring to a cake

I have bought both my cats sleepypods which are a fucking expensive, made them climbers from ikea furniture with scratchers, made them a kitty den from our fireplace, spent over a grand on one cat because she has feline asthma, 500 on the other who got IBS from us bringing a kid home, they’re microchipped, and fed…

I pretty much chew on them on a daily basis. It’s like my baby crack

Ugh barf!!! I'd unfriend her too! Parenting is fucking hard! And I have a great kid !

I try to not post pics of my kid very often because I hated when people would constantly post. pics of their kids. And when I do post them I edit it, make them look nice, because I HATE CRAPPY PICTURES, and almost every parent has crappy pictures of their kids with like grime on the lens or out of focus. C’mon…

I was engaged for 2 years when I broke it off and started dating my now husband immediately after (my ex was not happy about this, but whatevers). 4 years after us dating we get married and my cousin was in the wedding. She felt she had to adjust her FB feed because my ex was on it, I told her that he’ll find out…

5 bucks says that intern ends up at grey/Sloan memorial and Meredith finds out about the surgeon being an hour and a half late and gets all sue-y on his ass because that intern ratted him out

I was breastfeeding my minion at 130 am and looking through my FB feed all bleary eyed when assholes started posting huge spoilers about this episode! I was so mad but then I saw the episode and I was like WTF ?! You get tboned by a truck that didn’t happen to see you?!?

SO much yes to this. Sometimes you need some sleep to gain some perspective. Its usually after a good nights sleep that I realize how wrong he was and we can move on..;)

Hi me!! Do you also live in Southern California where buying is a joke?!

What?!?? Live riff of the room?!! How who when?!

What is that the exactly? And is it less invasive?

My husband wanted to knock me up the day we got married. I was honestly so ambivalent about having kids I was siding more on the no side. But lo and behold I got pregnant last year. I'm now rocking an 8 week old whom I love but will be my only child. I have no interest in raising a brood because I still miss my old…

Thats a bullshit attitude right there, when I was pregnant I rarely took sick days (I was accruing for maternity leave) and made sue I left shit wrapped up so my work wouldn't fall on my co workers.