So was I!!! But she was all "we can hold the order for you" I was like "that doesn't give me the burgers now !

It's like out penance for living in California- shit traffic

I was about 4 months pregnant and heading home in California traffic (fellow so cal-ers we're talking 5pm on the 10). I was rushing home to see a World Cup match my hubs and I had dvr'd. I had to detour off the fwy to avoid these billboards that showed the scores. This added another 30 min to my commute. I had left…

Your grandson and my kiddo are only 3 days apart!! Congrats to your daughter!

It's all I wanted when she was born to 1) have hair and 2) have her fathers lashes! I lucked out on both :)

Oh I'm on it I have some stuff queued up!

I can gestate like a boss!! But infants make poor dialouge

I'm on almost week 3 of maternity leave and I'm soooooo bored!!! And I'm also a human pacifier to this little girl

I love that you still recall the magic of a shake that happened 10 years ago! And raw carrots do have a smell !

I'm sorry you had to experience this!! It's horrible when your craving ends up sucking!

Goddamn that sounds delicious!!!

I have never been so emotionally invested in food as I have been while pregnant. I ate pancakes yesterday, that shit was spiritual

I hang my salvadorean head in shame for these kind of actions!

Oh my god is that a chili pepper?!?

You all have no idea how happy I am to have won a pissing contest!! This made my week considering I'm overdue on birthing this kid! I'm gonna eat a sundae to celebrate my pissing victory !

I'm an MFT that works primarily with teens. They are honestly rad! I think because they don't see me as an authority and I'm genuinely interested in what they have to say. I don't try to come off cool and I'm pretty dorky, I think the appreciate my genuineness, because they can see through posers like an x-ray machine!

Latina over here, I shower two times a day, ESPECIALLY in the summer. But don't wash my hair everyday. Now that I'm pregnant I'd shower 3 times a day if I had the energy, because they don't tell you how awful you sweat and discharge gets when your pregnant. I disgust myself

I call my husband my best friend, although he is not my only friend. I have great female companionship that I value because its a different kind of intimacy. We're expecting our first kid and I've been able to explore some pretty dark areas of who I am as I've grown into the idea of becoming a mother. I haven't been…

I think if you didn't know the person I'd b concerned about pathogens. But if I recall, if you're living with the person for an extended amount of time you both basically have the same bacteria in your stomach lining. I think they've even use 'fecal transplants' to help people regulate their intestinal bacteria,…

What can I say, Pizza turns me on ;)