Eh, it's hard for me to calculate who I lost my V card to. Let me clarify, what I thought was my first time happened when I was 16 to my then high school boyfriend, who I'd been with for 8 months (4 years in teenage years). We were alone in the movie theater and we were watching that Drew Barrymore Cinderrella…

The penis thing is what concerns me, my husband is blessed (heh heh I guess so am I) and let me tell you I've gotten cramps from deeper sex at times. I also have a super sensitive cervix. I've had and adverse reaction to the Nuba ring. Basically afraid of foreign shit all up inside me for long periods of time

This!!! I used to be a 36c (now a 38 dd- yeah pregnancy). And Victoria's Secret bras made it seem as if they fake and waaaaay bigger than necessary

Yeah our kids can't hang out... Take your anti-vaxxing trope elsewhere. You're not a physician

I just washed this week out with massive spoonfuls of Nutella and peanut butter #yolo

Uh, I just came on here to say that Amber Rose is gorgeous!! I wish ...WISH i could pull off hair like that without looking like a goddamn cartoon character. That is all

#6 - I will end a friendship with anyone for a good daycare spot at a good price.

My husband and I were also the oldest in the class...then I thought what are all these youngins doing in this class!! I nearly shook my fist at them.

I think that's good! I'm the first of my friends with kids...so I'll be out there with my stroller in the park. I'm dreading it will be like high school all over again

Yeah, I figured the cry it outers or co-sleepers wont affect me because, shit, I wont be sleeping with them or sharing a bed with their kid. If that's your thang more power to you.

In 6 weeks I'm about to meet the little squirrel that has been kicking me non stop, I know that her arrival means I'll have to make friends with parents. Not only will I be becoming a parent I may have rolled my eyes at, I'll have to socialize with them. Sigh....time to make a list of deal breakers for moi:

Ugh, yes, I tried liking this song, like I liked almost every song on her Beyonce album, but i just couldn't

I ain't gonna lie, but I'd be more inclined to go if I can sing "His eye is on the sparrow" while having a mcmuffin in my hand. I get hungry at church

Are you fucking kidding me?! Low IQ means less trauma. Some of the common emotions that people report feeling are shame, loss of integrity, fear, sadness, etc and I think we can honestly say that those emotions stand alone from IQ. You don't have to have a high IQ to understand some of those very basic human…

nailed it!!! I lived in ontario for like 17 years :)

Or removable wall paper! It's pricey but you can peel it off! You can use it for an accent wall.

I live pretty inland, like super inland. We live really close to a "questionable" city like we border it. The city I currently live in is a college town with big ol trees. I'm a sucker for big ol trees

We're renting and we said fuck it and painted! We figured we can always paint it back when we move. Anything to make our space more "ours" without going crazy

Hahaha I can't hate on california! I would never move. So what if I need to sell a kidney to buy a house, in n out is down the street.

in so cal they would laugh at you, and asked if its your down payment