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Then I see some of these peoples budget (ie "they have a 1.5 million dollar budget) and I'm like what the hell are you doing?! I'm in the wrong field

Here I am, with my pregnant ass watching house hunters and getting all bummed out because I live in southern Cali and can't afford a place (yet) unless it comes with a questionable neighborhood and couches located on some curbside that's just been abandoned. Maybe I need to move to ohio or something

Someone sounds saltyyyyyyy

Hahahaha my husband is always telling me "oh your legs look slim and so do your arms, it's just the belly." I finally got an olive with got four toothpicks and stuck them in to look like a human..i told him THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE. It doesn't make me feel any better, i'm still a big round olive

you did good my friend...good

I've hit a new low and I'm wearing crocs..because anything other than that makes my back hurt. CROCS!!!! I'm not a fashionista...but a woman has her limits

thanks!! I almost cried when I tried to put on a pair of boots I haven't warn. They didn't fit..of course because my calves have exploded

Ugh doesn't she look great! I'm 8 months pregnant and I got a bad case of beef back (ie my back looks like a slab of cow hanging in a butcher shop-sooo freakin big) and I can no longer "sit like a lady". If I wear white I look like big hero six. This is my current state

Yes, I've invested too much time in Grey's Anatomy, homegirl had cancer and she didn't know it, so she was having these super vivid hallucinations with her ex love and what not. She eventually figures out that he was a hallucination and has cancer that has spread to her brain.

Wait wait...it wasn't ghost sex, it was a cancer induced hallucination!!

This. I'm not a huge fan but her expression is great! Like "being naked is fun!" To me it almost appears not even sexual just celebrating nudity. Let's just ease up on the oil

wow that's amazing!!! I hope to say that to another woman some day and let her feel that she is just as important. Happy momma happy baby, happy everyone :)

You know,i totally get that. I'm planning on going back to work when my maternity leave is over and I'm already having the feels when it comes to leaving my daughter in someone elses care, but financially it doesn't make sense for me to stay at home. But you know what, I'm gonna aim low :) If she's alive, giggling,

Thanks for the best wishes :D

A million and one yes's. I mean I went to grad school, I'm a licensed professional, there are sooooooooo many more interesting things we can talk about other than my mucus plug

AMEN!!! I told everyone that for Christmas, mothers' day, my birthday, valentines day, they BETTER NOT GET ME ONE MOMMY THEMED THING Unless its a goddamn massage, mani/pedi, or a all you can drink mimosa brunch to get a break from being a mom. The only one that will be able to get away with that shit is gonna be the

Oh I know it will be! thank you for your support :)

I'm going to be a 'mommy' in January (Holy shit, even saying that weirds me out). I'm already getting pressure to be a certain way, do a certain thing. Being a mom will be ONE of the multiple facets of who I am, but not the one defining thing. I'll be my kid's mom, but not mom to the world, because I don't want to be

If that love is wrong...i don't want to be right

When I was reading this that's all I could hear in my head