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Ugh, it sucked when we had to put my family dog down. She went downhill sooo quickly, like in a matter of weeks. She had a tumor. Seeing her like that made me such a supporter of ending animal suffering. When it's my time to let go of my cats (one is 4 and 5), which i hope will be in over a decade, it will be hard but

So dumb, I mean if I were Satan and wanted people to ingest my beverage of choice I would 1) make it taste oh so delicious! 2) not associate my brands with total bro's (or in my neck of the woods, I associated it with the following: tap out, SoCal, lifted trucks, etc).

I hope to tell teach my daughter that you don't have to be nice to be kind hearted. Being nice can be over rated, you don't have to a door mat.

I got the fun task of playing the witch in my HS play and i remember when I got to switch over to my "young self" . I lost a prosthetic nose or chin every time, but it was a blast! And I got to wear this kick ass black dress that was a cheaper version of what meryl is wearing...aah I miss theater!

Just do it, take it!! Don't be like that commercial that says we loose days every year. I'm actually taking two weeks off before my maternity leave, it will be glorious!! it's also sad that i've accrued enough vacation to take vacation before maternity leave and still have a month left over of vacation for my

psh, I'm a worker who hasn't taken vacation in forever and is about to cap out

The only time sunday's are good are when they are your first sunday that starts before a vacation...:D Like the sunday when you take two weeks off and you look at the two weeks off before you like you're looking over a majestic cliff. Seeing all the land you own.....

I asked a child client ( around 5 years old) what he wanted to be when he grew up. he said "uh a grown up!!." I was like, dude, way to set up your dreams! You will be a grown up when you grow up! No disappointment :)

I think the masturbation thing at 17 is questionable on two levels. 1) She was close to being an adult and we can consider this completely inappropriate 2) calling her a pedophile or a sexual abuser I feel is a stretch. Sexually inappropriate yes, sexual predator possibly not. Had CPS found this out, they probably

I'm not a Kardashian fan, but damn it if I don't get pissed off when I see something at baby's r us and i think OH CUTE, and it turns out to be a Kardashian item. Do I buy it? Hell no, not because of the whole sex tape thing, out of principle, the principle of "I don't like the kardashians." Even if it is super cute...

I would say "duh"! When I meet someone I don't usually think hmmm can we discuss our hopes and dreams? Nah I think about whether not I want to bang that dude like a screen door during a hurricane. Usually my continued interest will depend on his personality and compatibility.

I got a little forgetful when transitioning from 1st to second trimester but I think that was a combination of 1st tri exhaustion and second tri ravenous hunger. I'm fine now (3rd tri) im just clumsy as fuck because of my loser ligaments make hding shit difficult

I tried so hard to get into Scandal , but I just couldn't, something about the relationship between Kerry Washington's Character and Fitz (whatever his name is) was just eh, not pulling me in. Now, HTGAWM has me pulled in big time! Now I'm just waiting for Grey's Anatomy to go away so I can stop watching it (Why am I

I wish I could see an exhibit like this in LA !

my response to this EVERY YEAR!

I have a pretty large Latin family and per the usual you say hello with a kiss on the cheek and a cursory hug. I hope to pass this on to my daughter, or at least "buenas tardes, dias, noches." WITH that being said I felt comfortable with the people I hugged and kissed, and when I didn't I would just say the usual

That's my kind of deity dinosaur right there!!

You have offered me much dinosaur wisdom today, thank you kind sir

Do these Deinonychus spit venom like the velociraptors i saw in Jurrassic Park, because I think my Lord and Savior should only ride on Dinosaurs that spit venom and unleash a high pitch scream

Bang related question : are those clip on bangs any good? do they look good? blend well? recommended? I can't commit to full on bangs because I'm pregnant and my face, skin, and body have rebelled against me making my appearance change way to drastically for a long term hair commitment.