I've seen Jurassic Park, so I think I'm 100% qualified to discuss all things dinosaur related. (puts on thick rimmed glasses and lab coat)

I've learned something new about Velociraptors, I am now intrigued about Deinonychus. Ride 'em Cowboy Jesus!

this is what I want to do to him when he speaks

Now, not to get technical, but is Jesus riding a T-Rex, because that seems like waaaaaaaaaaaayy too big of a dinosaur. Now, a velociraptor, I see as way more plausible

On behalf of my breed of Christians: please shut the fuck up Kirk.....please......

My she-spawn is going to come into this world in January (December if she's in a rush) and my baby shower is next month. I really really hope I get stuff on my registry, for 2 reasons 1) I don't need a bazillion frilly pink things that I'm going to loath, I'm very picky about the clothes I want on her and I'm not a…

What the fuck! I just started buying the seasons on Amazon because of the absence on Netflix. In the words of "It's Always Sunny" -GODDAMN IT!!

I'm gonna call it my forehead merkin

When my doctor asked me "so, what's your birthing plan" and I said the same thing "whatever gets her out of me doc"

When people comment on the importance of 'all natural un medicated birth' I think hey, if it works for you great. I unfortunately can't have an unmedicated birth, why? Because I've been on seizure medication since my brain decided to reboot itself back in 2013. So this pregnancy (which is going along swimmingly, baby…

Oh my GOD THANK YOU!!! now i need to go buy it and freak myself out all over again

I know it isn't listed here, but there was this one book that scared the beejesus out of me. I think it was called Halloween, and it was about a girl who lived in a house with a secret passage in her closet. She and her family had just moved into this small town and spooky house. Does anyone know what book i'm talking…

The only thing I'm too hot for is pants....but that could be because 1) I'm almost 7 months pregnant and running at, like, 20 degrees hotter than usual 2) currently residing in southern california, the land of the never ending summer

i agree, it's totally sexy to hear that, i feel like a champ!

Well you just sound polite, and any girl who makes fun of you for the heads up is mean.

I have a GF who hates giving BJ's, but likes receiving (I mean, who doesn't, amiright?!?!). She hates the taste (hell it isn't a chocolate shake), but she's at least willing to try. The piece of advice I gave her was to look at is as empowering. I enjoy giving head, but mostly not because of the physical aspect, but…

I wouldn't go as far as calling her an MRA wet dream, because I had once read that Gillian Flynn makes a point of making women characters downright awful on purpose. She was tired of seeing women in books as portrayed as more wholesome. Hence why I like her books. Her female leads are not pleasant and downright…

Oh my god, I'm so happy to see this here! I saw the Acro-Cats in LA a few months back! They also have a band called the RockCats.

Now, if i've learned from playing Plague Inc on my iphone is that we're a pretty difficult country to infect because of our resources. Also the faster a bug kills the more efficiently we'll try to eradicate it.

I would die a happy woman if I could have this job. Naming a ton of fuzzy cute ass animals. I'll even name reptiles. Just let me name all da pets