I haven't gotten any by them, but now i'm curious

Your allen must love you more than I love my husband, because I gave him shit for days after making me watch Transformers 4. I actually thought of walking out. Good for you two!

I consider myself a Christian, but my husband and I have done exploring in some of this area of swingdom (never actually done it but toyed with the idea). My husband (an agnostic) asked how I felt about this with my faith. I thought long and hard (no pun intended) and the way I saw it was is that we weren't hiding…

The rage I feel (now 6 months pregnant) when I feel remotely threatened is intense (i.e. someone standing to close to me). I feel rage and anger for this woman and for her baby. Fuck those cops, fuck the whole situation in general

Ugh, I can't stress this enough. I teach a parenting class and part of the curriculum touches on how to talk to your kids about sex. I tell them, answer what they are asking, no more, no need to get into the nitty gritty. Use the correct terms. They'll have plenty of years in their teens to learn the various ways to…

Hearing my husband eat jelly beans makes me want to murder

My own tips for my previous teenage self

I'm pregnant and expecting in January. I went through a period of dread and unhappiness, then curiosity (because I didn't know what I was having-I'm having a girl) then brief excitement because of her gender, and i'm back to dread and happiness. I don't know what to expect. Not knowing and not being able to every be…

Ugh, belly is way worse than bump. Belly is what I get when I over do it on chimichangas or in-n-out. I call my distended pregnant abdomen a bump. To me it implies something temporary, belly...I'll have a belly FOREVER. PS I hate taking belly/bump pics, but my friends have been asking for them, so I'll take one like…

My husband and I are looking for a house, and let me tell you, each house needs to have "catio " potential...because my spoiled ass cats will want to bask in the california sun as often as possible

I have a tendency of waking up in a completely foul mood from naps (I don't take them often) and with the confusion/coordination of a recently born baby giraffe. I also tend to speak in spanish which is confusing to my husband since he doesn't understand. then i'll get mad at him because he doesn't understand me.

eeww..finger blast...makes me think of finger guns *pew* *pew*

what are your thoughts on the horrible "finger bang"

which is exactly what teenage sex is, well initially painful, but then just clumsy as fuck (no pun intended)

I'm a pretty heterosexual woman, but I think if eva green wanted to seduce me she would totally succeed and I'd be at her beck and call. I think that woman is incredibly gorgeous !

Ugh, why can't my cat do cool things like this!! These cute little suckers! All mine have a talent for is puking in high traffic areas.

I have two tuxedo cats : one casual (grey and white) one formal (black and white). Why would anyone want to dump such dapper cats?!

I'm looking forward to that album, ive heard some of the music and it's pretty amazing!

I am a sucker for pens! i had to downlize my pencil holder for work because if i had anything bigger i would have like 50 pens/pencils on me at one time.

Perfect for her first thanksgiving! plus she'll only be like 11 months old and still resign all fashion decisions to me!