Dude you're something else. Why don't you put away your head set, unplug from the computer in your mothers basement and take a nap. Kthanxbye!

you sound like my husband! He gets excited about Monday about Saturday morning breakfast!!

You know, I thought about some more, I think unless the burrito is filled with some kind of chip yeah they're all pretty quiet

Yes unless they're really tasty... Then you get an mmmmmmm out of you, rendering it a non silent burrito

dude i think rape is a pretty simple concept and don't equate attraction with coercion. My husband is very attractive and had a "powerful" attractive hold on me. I, as an adult, willing said yes, because I was attracted to him. If you can't understand the difference then you have a bigger problem. I think we're done…

Oh that shit got dark and I think it's a great article about how fucking creepy it would be! So inappropriate too

Personally, I'd maybe say no in certain cases,but in the case of student/teacher, ABSOLUTELY. Especially one as young as this. This isn't a professor and undergrad or professor and grad student. However I feel that anytime you introduce a power dynamic that can lend itself to coercion and control over someone then yes…

People sometimes just don't understand these power dynamics. I had a huge huge huge boner for my music teacher in high school who was young and 10 years older than me. At the time I thought "HAVE AT IT DUDE." But as a grown as woman I'm glad that never happened. I was so easily influence and swayed that he could have…

The first step is admitting you have a problem...the second step is apologize to your SO for being said silent burrito. I think I'm going to name my band silent burrito

CrOsStIcH FRIENDS 4evar!!!

something I made for my husband for valentines... Taylor, you always pick a center and work your way out

yeah, sucker punch trumps silent burrito hand down, or should I say... Hands upper cut

Maybe he was just giving him a 'limpia'

My husband does this shit i call the silent burrito. He starts to turn through out the night each turn taking a bit of the blanket away from me. Fuckers all snuggled up and I'm shivering. Motherfuckin silet burrito

damn you got better legs than me!

well, I'm 8 weeks pregnant and the peanut is doing fine! It's still very surreal to me. I'm wondering how long it took some of you to finally have that "woah I'm going to be a mom" feeling

all I gotta say is do slow introductions and allow your cat to bop the new one around a little bit to assert its dominance as main cat. Obviously always keep an eye on them to make sure one doesn't injure the other. Start feeding them together slowly so they associate good stuff with one another. My cat adopted to our…

I had never gotten high. I was a bit of a sqare, but husband not so much. So one new years I had gotten a pot cookie. My friend had told me that I should only eat 1/4 of it and 'just go with it.' So I ate 1/4..and waited. My husband needed coaxing because he hadn't gotten high since high school and quote "I'm not…

what did I do to deserve this?! Have I WRONGED YOU IN ANYWAY!?!?! DEAR LORD!

This gif literally represents my soul on friday's after work