I swear I will rue the day I posted this, I 'm going to have this damn song stuck in my head ALL DAMN DAY!
I swear I will rue the day I posted this, I 'm going to have this damn song stuck in my head ALL DAMN DAY!
I feel like this should only paired up with the right song
I had this super hot guy I was seeing for a while and I noticed that in bed he gave like 0 effort. I often wondered if it was he felt like he didn't have to because he could get the poon way too easily, so he didn't make much of an effort in the sack. Lazy ass lover
I am a huge nerd and Song of Ice and Fire fan, reading his statement outloud has got to be the nerdiest thing I've ever read. And I was excited to read it. Excuse me while I adjust my thick black rimmed glasses in excitement
My god, these made me so happy that I chose Nat King Coles "unforgettable" for my dad and I to dance to. Some...ALL of these songs are AWFUL! I love john mayer, but I would never do daughters as a dance
Ugh, this reminds me of a time I overheard a co-worker talkinig about a bear that is used on the internet to lure kids pedophiles. She then showed me a picture of a bear....it was pedobear. I didn't even want to explain to her what a meme was
Before I had met my now husband, I had been with a guy who wasn't ...um gifted in the peen department, but the sex was good, sensual, he made up for it with great oral. Then I met my now husband and DEAR LORD JESUS. I don't remember when exactly but it was on night we were just fucking away and I 1) came for the first…
I consider myself a Christian and these movies and books make me cringe. CRIIIIIIIINGE! It's like every movie I've seen peddled looks like it was made by the Sci-Fi dude behind Sharktapus. This has a bigger budget, but the books and everything was awful. C.S. Lewis had the righ idea in writing Christian themes but not…
Goddamn Shakira...I loved you when you had black hair and weren't a freakin sell out. I mean, donde estan los ladrones you know what i mean?
same here! His concerts are amazing and I love his last 4 albums (well battle studies wasnt my favorite)
same here, anyone who can't get pass "daughters" or "your body is a wonderland" can't appreciate the newest stuff he's come up with.
One day when your chin gets older it'll go through some changes and get hair in funny places
I am all for cosmetic surgery. I'm not opposed to gettin shit tucked and sucked, but I can only see myself maybe doing it once. I'd definetly get my boobs lifted when the time comes
Coke!
Making TMI statements on social media! Celebs really are like us!!
You can't unscrew that nut
Oh Lordy...(granted I've never actually said because of darn ethics guidelines)
I work as a child therapist and I sometimes want to ask parents to hand in their parenting card. Calling your kid Kale would fall under "give me your parenting card" criteria
Oh god, i tried this a couple of weekends ago. I tried to make my nails 'velvety' it looked AWFUL!! It looked like i was in a rush and ran into a field of black cobwebs nails first