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well this shits real reassuring considering I just found out my husband and I are pregnant O_o

Wow, even as a massive john mayer fan I couldn't tell the lines apart! HA! #sorrynotsorryforlikingjohnmayer

I think many people will view this picture through the lense of their own values. I have more issues with the 20 year old dude and Willow's parents. Would I want my 13 year old son laying on a bed with a shirtless 20 year old woman. Nope. I'd ask the 20 year old 'uh what the hell are you doing with my 13 year old

I'm sorry peopel are being such asshats about what you posted. I doubt some of them are flying out there to do anything. Some folks think that by hashtaging 'bring our girls back' they are doing something. I think we do what we can with what we have and if we were capable of doing more we would. If someone can link

Ugh, the finale of Friends brings up a very bitter sweet time for me. I was graduating from college and I was planning my, what I thought was going to be, permanent move to Mexico to be with my boyfriend. It was such an emotionally difficult time for me, I had to say goodbye to my actual friends and family. Luckily

This little wiener would probably be upset that I didn't grow up to be that Archeologist model for Cover Girl. But I think she'd be interested in the fact that I have cats

I think Jesus also hung out with some women of "questionable repute." This just reminds of 'Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an asshole"

I couldn't agree more. I said to my husband that I like GoT Cersei more than Book Cersei, because in the book (i'm only through the 4th one) she is very very unlikeable!!! But the show makes you understand her motives are little deeper than just having power. She's a lion trying to protect her cubs at all costs.

I agree, cut around that shit. those are not CHEAP!!! But I love them!

I got two words for you Erin....moving comfort! Dude, they're sport's bra Juno is THE BIZNESS, I have C-D cups and that shit handles them like a boss. I also run and they've helped me endlessly through many halves and full marathons

All I need to see is his lifted truck with one of the following stickers : monster, so cal, glamis, etc

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I'm sorry, but every time I think of Mariah I only think of this dude now:

909 REPRESENT!!!!

Not to defend the Zacinator, but this happened to me TWICE!!! And walking, I took a wrong turn and ended up walking down skid row. Luckily, it was in broad daylight and nothing happened. Except on the first time I had to run across the street because a guy was hitting cars with a massive plank of wood.

I like to pepper my language with cuss words. My husband and I will instill the motto/famt saying to our children "don't be a dick." I imagine someday I'll be called the principals office for my child calling some other kid a dick and I'll ask was the kid being a dick? then I'll praise my child for using the cuss

fuck. That.shit

anyone else find that new Coldplay song is traaaagic ?

I know that no matter how open and cool I try to be with my kid... I will always induce a cringe

Yeah I mean the gotmilk thing was pretty borderline, but this is seriously one photoshop job away from being on pornmd

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THE SAME THING! My husban (36) and I (33) laughed like a couple of 14 year old boys when we saw this commercial. How did this get greenlit?