the troll is strong with this one

Well shit, i was doing all that fucking when what I really wanted was security?! Thanks for citing science! #sarcasm

Gabriel Garcia Marquez holds a special place in my heart. His book was one of the first books I ever read in Spanish. I was given One Hundred Years of Solitude on a trip to Cuba with my parents. We were staying at the home of a woman who had fought in the revolution and her son, Boris, gave me his copy of 100 years.…

I just had to pay like 600 bucks on interest just I can start making a dent in my principle. i KNEW i should have sold my eggs sooner

I think it's a great idea to talk to teen girls and women (because some don't do this) about how healthy it is to masturbate! My friend and I run a mental health blog and I wrote about it back in February shameless plug here : http://pocketcouch.com/2014/02/16/psa…

now if my obgyn can make one about a copolscopy we'd be in ok shape

Woah, I'm sorry to hear about your panic attacks? Are you getting any treatment or help for them?

I once read that many therapists have a history of mental illness. As a therapist, I've struggled with my own major depressive episodes. You are not a fraud, you are a person who is probably capable of profound empathy because of your struggle with depression. You see the value in hope and inspiration, hence why…

I'm the same way, I get particularly stabby. Although, beign a therapist kind of helps because I'll verbalize my feelings (although usually in an angry angry tone): "I'm really pissy because i'm hungry." But sometimes my hunger bypasses my weak ass interventions and I just start going crazy

I've literally packed snacks for my husband to avoid arguments

perfection

I've been reading the books, so I knew this was coming. I was "Mr Burnsing" my fingers with anticipation because I knew my husband was going to see it. I was giddy! Granted when I read the books I really wanted Joffrey to die in a sloooooooooooow agonizing death. Oh well, beggers can't be choosers!

My english teacher would call me Saucy. He was an old man afraid of ducks...he'd tell me "you're a very saucy girl Ms Wieners"

I have always been so dissapointed in their clothing. I always felt that it was really expensive and kind of cheap. However I do love their bathing suits. I like that I can actually buy a bathing suit using a cup size as opposed to S/M/L

Amen to so much of this... I didn't send out save the because NO ONE CARES, plus it's more $$ than its worth. I sent out a mass email to those who could. My favors were cookies in the shape of pink christmas trees (Got married in december and my colors were pink) and they were sealed by a picture of one of my cats…

But, nuvaring is like a halo for your cervix...

Jesus nothing makes me cringe more.

Really, because I think a lot of Mexicans see him as Mexican because he was born in Mexico. Also I am pretty sure he isn't playing him

Im not saying there saying there is, but when large groups of people immediately just saying as someone who has been. Tole that what I am is the same as being mexican then it's a problem, my closest family members are half mexican. Or when someone says "oh you don't sound 'mexican" then it's problematic. If a mexican…

When I saw the preview for this I literally said "it's about goddamn time!!!" I get so frustrated with the Latin tropes. I get frustrated with the heavy Spanish accents played as a joke , I want to yell we don't all look like that, talk like that. Hell we're not all Mexican either. Im just excited to see a film about…