This is the whitest shit I have ever laid my eyes on, including my own skin.

Fuck you and your concern trolling. And fuck your likely-willful conflation of borderline and bipolar symptoms too.

From the third paragraph of the article:

I kept trying to figure out what I’d done to deserve this.

goddamnit. The US has had open borders for the vast majority of the years in which we’ve been a country. The “porous” border we had up until the 70s facilitated circular migration with relatively few permanently settled undocumented immigrants. He is so fucking clueless it is giving me hypertension.

I really think that should be the new all-purpose greeting: “Welcome to Not!Starbucks, Fuck Trump! May I take your order?”

That should be an easy habit to adopt, I already think that’s how a good many of my conversations end these days.

There are Black men and boys who lead their lives with kindness fun and respect towards their female partners and families and they get shot up. They deserve respect, not a Black man who beat the hell out of his PREGNANT girlfriend.

murderous rage

We need a Disney Movie Abuse support group! #MeToon!

I know relationships are constant work and being monogamous can be hard, especially if you nasty rich like Jay-Z but let me tell you something, if I had Beyonce in the bed with me all like that. I’d be working harder than a coal mine mule in August to make her happy AF.  

I thought people might be overstating the case, but after watching the trailer.... yeah, this movie is definitely aimed at the white suburbanite moms who clutch their phone and gun while watching the Latino guy who happens to be working in their neighborhood walk by.

People can bitch about not “resorting to violence” but part of making the world a nicer place for marginalized people is shutting up racists and other assholes. Punching Richard Spencer in the face, tossing drinks at Tomi Lahren, these aren’t just things that give me a warm fuzzy, they’re laudable actions that…

This is absolutely the correct viewing strategy. I laughed so dam hard and then I cried I was laughing so hard at the end. Maya Rudolph blank face putting the cleaning bottle up on her desk...

This is the thing.

Quit stealing and using white folks memes GDMIT

Boy....my gender....just really needs to shut the hell up sometimes.

“Very First Penis I Saw” is something I wish I could play on a loop at work (without getting fired).

I like their pancakes and French toast.

And the sign is LITERALLY....a cracker sitting next to a barrel