throw in a nazi flag and it’s an orgy...

I was just talking to my husband about how much the representation of the flag has changed for me since 9/11. I now associated with some right wing, racist nut job who masturbates to bald eagles and apple pies.

Also, frozen maxi pads. You put some hazel witch on those pad, freeze them, put them on your lady bits. It may not last as long as the condom but it feels great if you want to be able to walk around without a frozen condom on your junk.

Bodak Yellow is what I listen before going into an interview.

This woman looks like she wears sandals, with knee high socks, and pajama bottoms to Walmart to get her a bottle of Drambuie. While holding a virginia slim in her mouth. Unlit.

me, the entire time

It’s a shot of jagger in shitty ass beer.

such an accurate description!

MOTHER FUCKIN TIPSY! This was the jam I completely forgot about it. I remember dancing to this at Tequila Hoppers, doing Jagger Bombs, while some questionable gentleman from the IE would try to grind up on muh butt.

Good, maybe you should go throw the old ball around instead of engaging in sub par derivative trolling.

Oh man...you’re so boring and unoriginal. How do you handle your blandness?

Man, don’t pull anything in trying reaching for edginess.

I can count the amount of white people I trust on one hand.

Although I have not lost faith in God, I have lost faith in the church and in many ‘christians.’ So much so that I wont call myself a christian because I’d be associated with this asshole up there along with other horrible people I know who voted for Trump. Maybe I’ll just call myself a ‘follower of the teachings of…

Tina Fey is problematic, but that show was and is a great show. I constantly quote this show.

it’s from a 30 rock episode. I love 30 rock!

punk ass bitch Baelish got fucked up and I was sooooooo happy about it.

I read “Habsburg” and this guy popped up in my head.

how dare you disparage big mac sauce.... big macs are deliciously gross...as opposed to donald..who is just fucking gross.

it’s official, we’d make the shortest boringest scary movie characters ever. Movie would be done in 5 minutes. Why?! Because common fuckin sense that’s why!