Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

“This is the strangest form of Christianity that I’ve ever seen.”

This is good. Conservatives are deeply flawed and at this point, dangerous people. They are uncaring and lack empathy and their greed and selfishness has already harmed too many.

This guy, however, gets it.

Go home capitalism, you're drunk.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s a good one....very imaginative....

A bit of rogue code would be a welcome excuse for what we've been experiencing. 

I think I need to quit reading news for a while. It’s not just that it’s all horrifying and depressing - it’s that I feel like I’m killing brain cells whenever I read about something trump said.

Why were they being transported in the middle of a fucking hurricane? Why didn’t they move them before? 

If that is true its either shows that this administration is just slightly less dumb than they appear (but somehow more petty?) or just covering for how dumb they appear.

“Water is really wet.” Goddamn, we live in the dumbest timeline...

Jesus Fucking Christ what an absolute MORON. I know this isn’t new information but it still astounds me daily that THAT senile idiot is actually the President. Fuck.

the hero the world needs today

I hope and pray that everytime Trump is served a dinner at some international conference or summit that the host country throws shade by serving a dish prominently featuring mushrooms. Please, Canada or China, please make this happen!

Oh, this is going to send him over the edge. He may just stroke out. Crossing my fingers that he admits to some crimes and breaks some laws during his inevitable 2AM Twitter meltdown

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

This is going to get to him bigly.  She could have written that his presidency is the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11.  She could have written that his wife is hideous looking and braindead.  She could have written that he is a grade-A asshole and dumber than a nutless squirrel.  She could have called his…

Yeah, and I definitely don’t think you get to play that game when he’s denying the allegations categorically. If you believe he’s lying when he’s denying the allegations, it really doesn’t matter how long ago it was. Only if he acknowledges the misconduct does how long ago it occurred even start to factor in. 

He has no clue how any of this works because he’s managed to get away with it for so long. The GOP hasn’t held him accountable for anything he’s done.