I know I’m in a tiny minority but I’ve never found Pitt attractive.

As First Lady, the Secret Service protects her as well and that protection is not something that can be turned on or off at the president’s request because the Secret Service protect the president, but they don’t work FOR the president.

If someone hit her in the kidney thats about the right length.

There is some speculation that she had trauma to the kidney (which they observe you for for about that long) because Trump beat her up and there is tape.

I have no opinion as to what’s going on between Orange Troll and Cat Face but I’d steer clear of anyone who can swing a golf club especially if they weighed three times as much as me and I couldn’t hit them back without getting jumped by the Secret Service.

Or maybe she’s having her eyelids stitched the REST of the way shut, so that her blindness will be blissfully complete.

Wow. Sign me up for that Gene Wilder gif for the rest of time.

When I go I want to leave nothing but dust and non decaying calf implants.

I think she’s left him and she’s on a yacht in the middle of the Mediterranean somewhere.

This totally reminds me of the Scientology founder’s wife who hasn’t been seen for years but is still “alive.”

Right there. She’s doing great. She’s looking at us, right there

Anybody know where Hank Siemers is these days?

I might buy this if it were still 1988, but 2018 Donald Trump doesn’t have the physical ability to beat anyone. His obese doddering ass has to hold on to the podium for dear life when he has to to stand for longer than 2 minutes and he can’t descend stairs by himself.

Rumor around the Beltway is one of Trump’s “keep the bruises below her neckline” beatings hit her kidney a little too hard.

Rumor around Dupont Circle is one of Trump’s “can’t give her a black eye” beatings hit her kidney a little too hard.

This must be more than a shiner. “Kidney procedure”, sure.

No way. That would count as exercise.

Apreantly 45 was beating her