They fucking blame us for everything - even their own shitstained existence.

Me and my partner’s passports are both expired! We’re thinking if shit hits the fan, just moving into a remote part of one of the national forests and living like hermits for a few years.

And we have the last game of the World Series with the Cubs tonight... it’s gonna be a long, hard week, baby.

Most of those are sacred geometry. Wiccans, or Druids have been known to use them. It pisses me off that people think witches are evil and there are marks to protect from us. Fuck that noise.

it’s a shitty little upturned nose. Fuck him.

Starred for your spelling of manoeuvre. The best!

I’ve seen ONE Trump yard sign, and it’s in Tarrytown, on Exposition.

This election has made me know for certain that I will avoid several states absolutely from now on, and Ohio is one of them.

Why!? Why did you tell him? Oh, the bliss of not remembering.

They learned it from watching Dad, for SURE! Dicks.

And here I thought Boulder was cool.

This is why, at 40, I’ve decided to let my gray grow out. I’m sick of men in my field, younger than me, with less experience continually make more money than I do. Maybe if I look older, the respect will finally follow?

He looks like the guy behind the counter at the local Wawa.

I say he goes full Jessica Simpson Dad and dyes his hair, and starts dating a queen. It will be magnificent.

I hope his wife takes him to the cleaners!

It’s shade... but it ain’t shade. Not real shade.

That happened at the very end. And it was Trump’s tombstone of this campaign shading his cornsilk weave.

THE HATCH ACT. YOU cannot ENDORSE a candidate while being a border patrol agent. Why doesn’t anyone jump on this one? It’s low-hanging fruit, but its just one in a number of things he has completely WRONG. Get me my smelling salts....

this whole thing had me thinking about all the times this happened to me... and yea, it was a lot. Also boob grabs, butt grabs, just... nasty men everywhere.

I totally had a long conversation about this with my 40 year old boyfriend this morning, and he was aghast. He said men don’t joke about assault. They may talk about how hot someone’s ass is, or beautiful their boobs are, but no talk about forcibly grabbing someone - anyone.

It’s measured in Lochte-years! LOL

I’m convinced he died years ago and this is just a cheap clone.