I like dogs, too. And horses. I’m Lisa Simpson.

Cats are fucking awesome. Period.

You are cute! :)

She’s not human anymore, man. Maybe she never was...

Oh shit. I wrote my response before reading yours. Word.

PREENING: Male Peacock. I rest my goddamned case. All these guys are doing, is preening while they can. While they still “have it.” They think. They’re just trying to attract tail. Because they have nothing more substantial going on in their heads, or with their souls, they resort to the basic creature habit to…

Boomers are like goddamned locusts.

A basic bitch works in the HR department.

I never had sex for validation. I always had sex because I was fucking horny and wanted that D!

I would definitely have sex there, and I would definitely pretend I was hanging out with Lando Calrissian in Cloud City. This is amazing.

That's permafrost, brah!

I thought, "great, we're giving mother nature cystic acne. Maybe earth is gluten intolerant, and *we're* the gluten, man..." deep thoughts

That's exactly what I came here to find out! Where is the damn droid quadcopter? Russian scientists that broke?

Free ball it.

I read this as "Astronaut gets photos from ISSI" and I thought, "What, the terrorists are hanging with astronauts now? the fuck?

"Thanks, Scalia!"

I, too have the anemia. I also have endo. My life is a fucking riot. Yea.

I say burn every fucking Hobby Lobby down to the goddamned ground. Like, as of yesterday. Burn it. Burn it all.

Until they are as cold as Dick Cheney's fake heart.

Time is a flat circle.