Wait a minute, I don't want, I mean, my friend don't want to reciprocate, per se... is there a, say, cock-o-clock train in the mix? ;)

I lived in Boston for 14 years. Motherfucking trains and buses were a daily complaint for me. I finally moved back to Texas and drive everywhere now. I just couldn't take it anymore.

Yea... which, uh, train line do you go on for the oral sex? I'm asking for a friend.

Like teachers. The career ladder.

Man, I just read an article in the Atlantic about being able to have a baby after 35 (I'm 37), and got all excited, and then I read this article and think, "fuck it." Goddammit.

Yea. Where the hell do nurses make 100K per year?

and on the back, "She's gonna kick Rick Perry's butt!"

I agree with you 100% - except for the "all religions are sexist," except Wicca. That's a very pro-female "religion." :)

OMG. truth.

I love this comment. Thanks to you, from a Texas woman.

ATX and Native Texan woman here! The State Legislature can:

Governor Goodhair. Dumbass. Coyote Killer. Closet Case.

Never underestimate the power of Texan Women!

Never underestimate the power of Texas Women!

This is why I don't jog. I don't want to be findin' bodies.

Bad Yelp reviews, I hope!?

Wow. I totally understand how you both must have felt at that point. Just get me out of here!

Maybe he hates Chardonnay? I mean, sometimes the oak... it's too much.

Wasn't his mom an English teacher? I feel like his lack of accurate historical references could be not so much about not knowing, but more about just using the rhymes and maybe making some pop culture references... I mean, he's smart, but he just doesn't have time for that shit like Mos Def does. Ya know? He's…

it's "Tittaays" per Dave Chappell. The only non-gross way to say it.