You have a ten year old car? How many miles? I think miles matters more than jear.

I want to fuck that nostril so bad! Hot AF!!!

When I am not at work I like dressing in tore up jeans and holey/ragged tshirt. Looking like a janky homeless person. You know, Like the Yeezy Season 2 collection but actually appropriately priced for what it is. If people want to judge you by what you wear let them. But a hot body rocking a $2 tshirt will look like a…

Neber go in a poo-l wit kids in it. Garantee it has boogers,piss, poo and spit.

Zika Zika you so fine,

I bought a heat gun from lowes to fuckin bend/shape plastic frame sunglasses to fit right. If you fuckin bend the arms with a slight angle/hook behind your ears so they fucken almost hook. It keeps them from moving around or sliding down your fuckin nose if your moving around a lot. The heat gun cost about $20 but…

Dindu nuffin, dats write!

JACKED3D was AMAZING. I never had any bad side effects I would only do one scoop at a time.

Kids are assholes, it’s the parents job to wrangle them in. Don’t fall in a gorilla pit kid.

OMG that judge looks like a Pug!

I used to workout 2X a day 7 Days a week when I was taking the Original Jack3D pre-workout. I wish they hadn't banned 1,3

You a Cam4 model?

Wendy’s 4 for $4 bitch! Y’all some Bougie Ass peeps with yo fancy ass Applebee’s dinner.

You own a cd drive?

ibuy iTunes.

They literally put your body in the air and transport it to a far place!

Fuck all those ancient relics. No legacies needed.

Are there colors/patterns you won’t buy because of the way it competes with your figure? Meaning not because you don’t like yellow jeans because they are too urban.

Do people who don’t care what they look like try on nice clothes and ask themselves “ this looks good! I’m buying it!”

Technically not a beach chair, but the Cabanas around the pool at the Mantamar Beach Club in Puerto Vallarta at Playa de los muertos.

Technically not a beach chair, but the Cabanas around the pool at the Mantamar Beach Club in Puerto Vallarta at…