Smoking crack in an alley or parking lot before a party is all the social lubricant I need. Alcoholism is a disgusting addiction.

Are you Asian Kurt eye?

“FOOD CULTURE”? Ugh, JFC!!!

Just give them some fresh kicks and they be voting fo you. Yeezys for the dudes and Uggs for the bitches. Bitches love Uggs.

Nah! The prostitute he married demands payment every morning. That pussy must be good for dat nigga. Like all the niggas who can't stay away from pussy. Baby mamas all up in here. There is more to life than pussy and air Jordan's bruthas.

Tell your wife to stop buying crap. If your not carefully she will burry you in debt and havie you working to the last day of your life because you have to pay the minimum amount on credit cards.

It’s getting annoying when your uber driver immediately asks you if you work in the industry. Fuck off! I just want to go to a bar and grab a drink with some friends you vulture.

If you don’t like it get a new job. Every motherfucker wants a tip these days.

Can men wear a blanket scarf to the office? I don’t want to look like I’m channeling EJ Johnson.

Can men wear a blanket scarf to the office? I don’t want to look like I’m channeling EJ Johnson.

Men do crazy things for bomb-ass pussy.

Wut? My Perry Ellis coat that wuss listed at $315.00 butt bought fo $73.oo is not ligit? Can I still tell people it’s a $315 coat or do I have to say it’s a $73 dollar coat? Please tell me proper ettukit on hoe two tell people about my coat.

Wut? My Perry Ellis coat that wuss listed at $315.00 butt bought fo $73.oo is not ligit? Can I still tell people…

When is Cup Head coming out? I want it now.

Every single person in those two videos looks like they have giant unruly pubic hair bushes. Fucking disgusting.

Filipinos are always trendy. Was the hover board Coach?

Don’t kid yourself. The officers and the inmates operate on a dynamic level relationship. A system of rewards to keep daily life bearable and in control. Some prisoners sometimes even have access to cellphones and guns within the prison. Drugs are also common.

You wear the dress to two nice diners;

Tmz has that bitch up on their site. What’s wrong with sending people to TMZ ho? If you ain’t got the supply at least tell em where he can git some greedy cockblocker/cuntblocker.

That name is even uglier when seeing it in writing. Imagine on a birthday cake.

Or Driving Paul Walker to the Black Friday sales at Walmart around the corner.

Or Paul Walker driving you the the Black Friday Sales.