I kinda see the Yankees comparison, but what I do think is that most Americans, if they're trying to be "in" with soccer are going to go for the biggest and richest teams because that means success... right? Man U, Barca, and Real are great teams, but so are dozens of other teams that play in Europe and since I'm not…

Cincinnati chili... I'd rather be hit by a car in Kentucky than put that horrifying, diarrhea sludge in my body...