For what it's worth, the last paragraph of The Road is one of my favourite paragraphs i've ever come across if thats some incentive to plow through the bleakness of the rest of the book.

Sue…..she cross aunt!

Doc, note I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.

Went through all the hassle of signing back into disqus just to say, hey, yeah this is a pretty awesome record. Pianos and horns finding themselves higher up the mix, would love to see it live.

I think NachoNachoMan sounds better, but i can't remember where i've seen it before….

I thought there were only television pilots.

NO HAY BANDA!

What's the most you ever lost on a red shell?

There was a kid in my year back in school who was also called Jack White. Inevitably everyone would shout 'wheres Meg? Wheres Meg, Jack?' Until one day he got sick of it and just beat the crap out of this other kid's face and got suspended. Not really much of a good story, but gee, I do miss school.

Well, just so happens i'm writing an essay on this novel at this very moment. I hope they include a glorious portrayal of the massive tombstone penis. Now that would make for some smashing television.

Chicken Megg

Julia Gluey-Dreyfus is as derailed as ever.

Hell-etubbies

Better Call Creepy Uncle Jack Kelly!

James McGill, Esquire, has not yet found the enthusiasm or technique for dumpster diving that Frank Reynolds/Charlie Kelly would have surely brought to the table.

A man, a plan, a van, a hole in the desert - Panama!