Shit, man! This isn't any big deal! I have the same diet/regimen, except with words like "Pop Tarts", "donuts", "double cheeseburgers" and "fried chicken" substituted for all those other ones. Oh, and without those 'workouts' and 'training' things. That shit just gets in the way of eating.

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The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

Curious why Russ is in that list. He’s great now, but I have a strong feeling that he’s going to fall off a cliff in a few seasons. Takes too much abuse, and when you’re small, losing a step or two is terminal.

Ah yes, the summer wedding, the secret fear of all us sweaty men.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

Still salty from the playoff game I see. Belichick is not only renting space in Harbaugh’s head, he’s rearranged the furniture and painted the walls in Patriots colors.

Hooray, another thread where the Deadspin commentariat can feel like they’re blowing our minds by telling us that wrestling isn’t a legit sport!

Yeah! Tell ‘em, Illinois fan!

That’s the worst video player I have ever used including AOL 5.0 combined with old flash and dial up

Maybe not, but he was obviously in an airport sometime in the last month.

As a Texans fan, I can absolutely guarantee that they won’t be trading for a Kaepernick. They’d never, EVER, take a chance on a guy who could potentially be good. They’ll always settle on someone who is consistently bad with zero chance for improvement. Expect Matt Cassell to get the job, for sure.

anyone find it a little weird that he put on his full golf outfit to essentially play a video game? I’ve never put on a red hat and overalls to play Mario Kart (maybe it’s because I’m always Bowser). Will Sunday’s update feature him wearing a red shirt?

What depreciates more quickly, a car when you drive it off the lot or a 30-year-old slugger coming off a career year with a huge contract?

So the one yesterday had limited range, the one today has lots of power but is unreliable. Who says cars and their owners aren’t alike?

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

Rusty Kuntz Jr.

Well, it’s right next to his number, so “1 week...” as in “1 Week Until Pitchers and Catchers Report” I presume?