Does the suicide trick work for library fines, too?

“We addressed an issue that was brought to our attention immediately. In the profession of law enforcement, issues will arise in every agency due to an essence of individuals being imperfect. One officer’s actions does not reflect the agency as a whole.”

If I ever quoted Savage Garden in my suicide note, I’d kill myself

Yes, yes I do. Instead of taking a hard screen like everybody else does, he acted like a little bitch having a hissy fit.

How to make sure my baby girl is set for life:

Its the playoffs. Don’t blame Olynyk because Oubre is soft.

Nobody says ‘there’s more left in the tank’ without cutting Sam Hinkie a royalty check.

So he’s now hoping a network will pick 6 instead of him throwing them?

“What is your name? And how do you spell that?”

Mike Matheny praised the fan for taking the bullet “the right way,” noting that glory boy fans in Chicago or Kansas City would’ve demanded a stoppage to the game and drawn much more attention to themselves.

how did this dumb shit get out ofthe greys?

They’re morally even worse than pro sports, which is honestly saying something

They found someone local to Philly to provide firearms training, but I’m not sure Marvin Harrison was the right choice.

“second-rate city”

> fuck their second-rate city

Make free throws and you get to play in the 4th quarter.

Dudes should just stop punching women.

Only too late did Chad realize he’d slipped the roofie into the wrong glass of soda.

WWJP