HVWJP?

Did you really get away with it, though?

I don’t get the fake library part. Do you mean the Art Museum?

I slept in classrooms. Nobody ever treated it like an accomplishment.

“Had he gone to one of my bogus charter schools, he would have learned civility, politeness, and how to make Gucci purse knock-offs in a basement sweatshop for my benefit.”

It’s hilarious for Primetime to tsk tsk anyone

That’s more enthusiasm than Cutler showed about anything at any point in his career.

I’m definitely a reach at the number 2 pick but I appreciate your faith in my football abilities and knowledge.

Uh, Chicago, dafuq you doing?

“Welp, looks like I’m no longer the shadiest Grayson.”

“Just kill me”

pope was asking 8 euros, jimmy got him down to 5

despite their ages, he and Brees seem like they could still really be a couple of ..uhh... lethal weapons?

You’re laying it on pretty thick there, Mrs Hubbuch.

Robert Craps

To be fair, a billionaire owner having 0.1% of his net worth invested in a company that has 1% of its assets invested in a bankrupt casino company as part of a hundred various companies it’s invested in really *shouldn’t* be a story. The story is of course that the NFL are massive hypocrites on the issue, but I think…

Your tweet was bad.

Does this explain why Bellichick runs so much interference on injury reports?

He finally realized that he should just throw it to one of the kids instead of trying to launch it over the stanz.

cue Benny Hill music in 3,2,1...