Blue and Canadian are what we call Labatt and Molson. It’s because both breweries had like a 95% market share, and released 5-10 different types of beer. Blue, 50, Export, Stock Ale, Wildcat, etc. So saying you wanted a Labatt’s or a Molsons wouldn’t clarify anything.

Look. The police need to stay away from Waffle House. It’s an American past time. It’s a safe space. I go there to blow things up while I have waffles. I like seeing fist fights to the death with my eggs. Hell once I saw a goat play cards there. Coppers, if you’re listening and you have the thinnest shred of dignity,…

I just typed out a long explanation but it disappeared because my tablet is a piece of shit but ANYWAY, the most basic answer to your question is we are taught from the beginning to try to diffuse situations like these and/or get the fuck out of there as soon as possible. If we engage, we are putting ourselves in…

Plus you want your hands to stay clean for eating your nachos.

I guess they don’t have those flushless urnials in the Great White North.

And they call themselves progressives. FAKERS!!

Counterpoint: this is terrible advice.

Fox’s U-Bet or nothing.

I’m not going to complain about esports showing up on Deadspin.

When Golden State gets three wins in a series, it’s over. Shut it down.

I agree that the attendant was way out of line. He did nothing to explain himself or calm down the passenger who was upset. He should be fired or suspended for his actions.

What the hell are you talking about?! Continental is United and has been for some years now.

The Jinder thing doesn’t bother me, largely because...what does pay-per-view mean anymore? They only build interesting angles around four of them, only two of them mean anything to their quarterly reports. They just try to pump up the network a little bit. I wish they’d do more one-off house shows on the network, like…

Suicide dives are nothing but moves to take people to commercial now. So much risk for something that barely pops the crowd anymore.

In part due to the disappointing 1997 season, GM Lee Thomas was replaced with Ed Wade at the end of the year.

As always, it’s more important to be diverse than to hire the best person for a position. Always remember that kids!

So the last few days I’ve been really fearful of a North Korean confrontation in a way that I’ve never felt about an international crisis before. I’m an Army officer so I’ve been deployed and I’ve personally felt the impact of our foreign policy decisions. I’m in the reserves now so I wouldn’t be the first to get…

I know it’s rough for you guys to have actual tough guys in charge. Hang in there, only 8 more years to go.

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Ah. My mistake then. Apologies and let’s both toast to the age of information!

The tipping point: when advertisers left in droves.