He sort of seems like he might be kind of an asshole

Apparently he didn’t see the “Leave No Wake” sign and left three.

So, fuck this guy then. He got all the love when he died, but he would clearly have been guilty of manslaughter had he lived. He killed two people.

Ha!! You called it a one run homer! This confirms my suspicion that you’ve never watched this sport until you got hired to write about it.

Solo homer... it’s called a solo homer.

I love one-run homers.

meeting Kermit the Frog is the best experience one can have on this planet

Wow. So ignorance is Bliss.

seriously...

What’s that old saying? Bliss is ignorant.

Cambridge Analytica drives social media. Most assholes are really nice in real life.

“These people deserve to suffer because they have political/moral failings” is the conservative argument about the poor. Don’t make it your own.

Any talk of succession is absolutely ridiculous for the following reasons:

Just....stop. This is the sort of thing that fueled Orangepeel McJowlyneck’s rise to power in the first place—a revulsion towards what his fans see as whiny LIBRUAL LIBTARDY types who can’t deal with the tougher aspects of life. It’s not true, of course, but threatening to leave because of how shitty things have…

I understand it, but it’s a purely emotional reaction to “these dumb people are fucking up the country.” I get the impulse to want to earnestly support something like this. But if you actually spend 2 minutes thinking it over, you’ll realize that it’s an awful idea that would hurt a lot more people that you claim to…

Wonderful article. As a very left leaning Republican, I get it. But it’s time for the left to organize, understand that the Bernie wing of the party is hurting more than helping and come up with a left-centrist platform. But don’t listen to me, I guess.

“the judge from my sentencing paid too much attention to my priors”

I choose to believe the committee left Syracuse out because Boeheim is a tremendous asshole, even by the NCAA’s standards.

I was really confused for a minute there when I didn’t see anyone holding a video game controller. Is this a cached story from 2015, or are you guys doing sports coverage again?

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