I know accidents can happen at any time, but surely “sleeping while tired” should not be compared to drinking while driving!

Are you seriously justifying drunk driving because no one got hurt? If so, then fuck you.

That’s weird. I always thought Rikishi “did it for The Rock.”

The answer is yes to your question.

Be nice - the Wizards haven’t been to the Finals in Albert’s lifetime.

Are the Sixers winning? I’d love to hear Burneko’s explanation why the Wizards struggle against the Sixers when the Sixers are playing without 3 of their starters  

Pretty much. They trade away their least important big man, get two picks for him, and we’re supposed to believe the Sixers got fleeced? This is how the process is supposed to work. Plenty of reasons to mock the Process, but this isn’t one of them.

But the Sixers aren’t tanking! They have the Sacramento pick swap, so they don’t have anything to tank for.

To recap: Hinkie drafted Jerami Grant with a second round pick; Grant was then flipped for Ilyasova and a first round pick; Ilyasova now flipped for two second rounders and something called Tiago Splitter.

This is a pretty scathing assessment. It’s a good thing Rose won’t be reading it.

I’m confused here about the role of this James Dolan person. I remember all of the 1990s and it was clear to me then that Michael Jordan was the one who owned the Knicks.

You guys are just jealous that he’s been online talking to hot babes all day.

His leg is going to be 50 Shades of Purple.

If he was married, he would know better.

Did you just suggest Iran use nuclear weapons against Israel? Did you just defend “extermination” of Palestinians by actually exterminating Israelis by Iran?

It’s not even that. Despite all the claims of wanting moderate politics on Israel-Palestine the idea of a middle ground is apparently a no-no.

Yeah, it is also as old hat as firing rockets into civilian population centers then when Israel responds, screaming look at these bad people who attack civilians!

That’s because it’s virtually impossible for college students to fully understand the complexity of the conflict. Anyone who thinks it’s as simply as “colonial oppressor/indigenous victim” has no grasp of either history or nuance.

Still ended the Heat’s 13-game win streak without him, but glad that the Deadspin ethos of “Shit on the Sixers whenever possible” still applies.

I get why clickbait isn't acceptable to use for some sorts of criticisms, but how do you figure it's not acceptable to use in the case of a misleading headline designed to make people think that a fairly mundane article is not mundane? I take it to mean the same thing. You may not like that it carries with it a much…