Bob Kraft just petitioned the state for a work-release program for Aaron.

I like this banning journalists thing.

Agreed! On this Good Friday, Laura Wagner should be crucified for this list!

I assume you are more of a playing in the mud kind of guy?

When asked, Eli clarified that the equipment was worn during a game of name that tune with his teammates in the locker room.

You know what they say, “home is where the hurt is.”

When reached for comment, Reyes said:

Good point. You never want to lose your beard like Aaron Rodgers just did.

I hope they put Mike Carey in there! I just want to watch coaches, teams, owners and fans all go ape shit!

The argument starts with defense and quickly goes to he has such a better attitude. He plays the game the right way. I call bullshit. I would pick Kawhi for my team any day and twice on Sunday. But Westbrook is unequivocally the MVP. With no Westbrook, the Thunder are talking ping pong balls. With no Kawhi, Coach Pop…

Bitch, don’t be so sour your man picked me over you.

Better them than me.

By your standards, you can only critique a professional athlete if you, too, played that sport professionally. I call bullshit. You don’t need to be a professional to know if someone else is good playing that professional sport.

When asked for a comment, Reyes said:

That’s three MVPs:

Is it fair to say he got the Moest out of his three point shooting?!?!

I get it. It’s a tough break on missing the playoffs. They played their hearts out. I love Whiteside and Gorman. But he makes millions and will go home tonight to a great life. Does he need to act like someone stole his wife and killed his dog? We live in a crazy world. There are plenty of legitimate things to get…

If you turn the volume all the way up, you can hear Ben tell the kid to “get that weak shit outta here”.

Biggest work of this whole situation!

You angry bro? I bet you have never been invited to a party.