United won the battle but are certainly losing the war today. Their PR team is sipping whiskey from the flask right now.

You, too, would bogey a hole if you were pooping yourself.

Hi James Dolan!

Time to go get some Tiger Snatch.

So Mauro Ranallo, the announcer, should be bullied as a test to ensure he is tough as nails? Let’s just ignore the fact he is one of the best all around wrestling, boxing and mma announcers and say he need to be tested mentally with bullying. You fucking stupid or drunk?

For many reasons, I can’t wait for Vince to die or get dementia so we can get to the HHH era.

Sixers are poised to make a championship run before the Celtics. #trusttheprocess  

My wife would like to talk to you.

Your lack of coolness has nothing to do with your foot attire. #truth

Amateurs.

Don’t be so butt hurt.

At least you can go out with:

I will fight you in a gentleman’s duel with fisticuffs only. No punches to the face. These rules seem fair for a duel over such a beautiful lady.

To make up for it, Aaron signed a new deal with Just For Men.

My odds to be with Olivia Munn have greatly increased by .000000000000000000000001% now!

In a follow up, he said the US would not turn a blind eye to Assad like Baylor does to rape. The cameras quickly cut away shortly thereafter.

Or fuck Deadspin staff for posting that inflammatory headline as click bait?

If you think those bombs hurt, Syria, wait until Trump lobs some late night tweets at you. You haven’t seen shit yet.

Of course they couldn’t comment. They were undercovers.

Sounds like someone wants to get the scores of the games!