Hey, go fuck yourself.
I understand how she feels. I’d love to pretend that Sarah Huckabee Sanders never happened.
The Senate Republicans caved and Donald Trump just announced that the FBI will conduct a weeklong, limited edition, Cliff Notes, truncated, highly abbreviated investigation into Dr. Christine Blasey Ford’s allegations that Brett Kavanaugh sexually assaulted her in 1982.
A note before starting: This piece contains a lot of conversations that took place many years ago. They’re not word-for-word quotes, but they are pretty motherfucking close. The phone answering machine messages are exactly what was spoken.
Last night, about 3,000 journalists turned out for the White House Correspondents Dinner, widely described as a “hot ticket” which, this year, the Washington Post described as “lame.” The paper mentioned “random plus-ones and curious hangers on,” a “not quite A-list” celebrity roster (Kathy Griffin, Jordan Klepper,…
A look at the awful children’s programming you’re forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. Image by Jim Cooke.
Former Navy officer here. Naval Academy graduate. Navy sniper, trained by the Marines at Quantico, VA. My weapon of choice was the M40A3.
I too am a veteran. I carried a M16 with me to work every day. I hadn’t had any experience with guns at all before that point in my life. I became a top marksman in the Air Force on a wide variety of weapons.
Donald Trump’s son–in–law and presidential adviser Jared Kushner is facing yet another scandal linked to his time as CEO of the family’s predatory real estate empire. At the center of the latest scandal, like many of the others, is the Kushners’ apparent proclivity for deceit and greed while doing business.
Marjory Stoneman Douglas football player Tyler Goodman was meeting with Nichols College assistant coach St. Clair Ryan and dean of admissions Paul Brower during last month’s shooting which killed 17 people at the high school. Goodman had not seriously considered attending Nichols, a D-III school in Massachusetts, but…
The town of Orchard Park, N.Y., home of the Bills, has been soiled by a person leaving poops in places where they shouldn’t. This unrestrained defecator’s modus operandi sounds very much like the infamous Mad Pooper of Colorado Springs.
I know you are long since numb to it, and I know every day is worse than the last, but I’d like you to remember just how fucking embarrassing yesterday, October 3, 2017, was for humanity. Behold our gnome-handed buffoon of a president, wearing his finest emergency golf windbreaker, jump-shooting paper towels with a…