Yeah, that seemed like an odd choice when Tom Hanks is right there as a universally likable figure.

You forgot the best line of the episode.

“Don’t make me get up, I’m very comfortable.”

“What’s wrong with bangs? I banged you, I banged Mom, I’m gonna bang everyone at school.”

“Why does Rudy have Matthew McConnaughey’s posture?”

That’s not your Spidey sense tingling is it?

Perhaps influenced by the recent popularity of sexposition, Altered Carbon goes all-in on the nudity and fucking, with nearly episode featuring some form of explicit sexual activity. This hits its nadir early on, when an encounter between Takeshi and Bancroft’s wife (Kristen Lehman, doing her best femme fatale) goes…

Scene: White House Press Conference Room

Saw this...yep, we’re done. Once Trump gets a *handle* on this nothing will be “real” except what he says. And his followers will believe him.

I would agree that the stories in this episode weren’t as compelling as White Christmas and the characters weren’t even really giving the semblance of likability. Like, evil doctor lobotomizing people is nothing but hard to watch tbh.

Yeah, it’s one of many narrative conveniences that don’t actually make much sense. They need to get people on board for the Tyler-L’Rell narrative to do whatever it does and the admiral’s arc to close. Cue technobabble exposition sequence concluding that the only possible solution is to beam important members of the…

Oh, please... enough with the twists and fake-outs.

The villain this year is Kinja, and it gets the best, the best, the best, the best of Rami Malek.

Well it worked and I’m here and Kinja still... not great. Who is happy with this site layout? How did the writers and editors for every blog here just say, yeah, 75% white space is a good aesthetic, we’re cool having no semblance of organization to search past topics.

Load more comments. Load more comments. Load more comments. Load more comments. Boy, this is fucking fun, huh?

Commenting and browsing is a laggy nightmare on mobile, let alone hoping to find a damn thing. This is 10x worse than anticipated as a primarily mobile user.

I’m just here to complain.

Merging my Disqus and Kinja accounts doesn’t work. Also, the site is ugly and soulless, like Gawker. I’m pretty sad about this whole thing. :(