I think the Vitaly prankster guy is the one who was in an amateur porn scene and failed to perform? Now that was a great prank.

He was shocked when she asked to be paid, telling her he thought the money was a gift, not a loan,” the insider said. “He’s a total loser and owes her over $2 million

My friends and I did not skip on skip day because our AP Chem teacher would open up the lab and do cool experiments with us. SO MUCH BETTER THAN GREAT AMERICA. Also, I hate rollercoasters.

We didn’t have senior prank day. We had senior skip day. I being the odd geek that I am decided I was going to be the only senior to go to school on that day. Reverse rebellion? Anyway. My teachers were all so tickled that I came in and helped them clean up their classrooms (something they apparently did every year on…

nope. i feel fine. i have mirena and i got it last august. immediately my period was lighter. my last period was november. yesterday i had the tiniest bit of spotting, but wiping after peeing took care of it. i feel fantastic and i don’t have a period! no more cramps, no more period shits, no more tampons and pads and…

Words of advice from a straight woman:

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

My rage-o-meter is in the negatives on this one guys. This is a dumb take.

The women have also been described as a pro-choice dream team that wins by rejecting the alley oops.

So i was looking for some appropriate Legolas quote gif for this whole OrlSelPer drama. I failed in that reguard. However, I found something even better, Stephen Colbert as Legolas. I knew you good folks would approve.

“Girls with chipped nail polish, girls who talk too much, narcissists, clingers, girls who have serious food allergies.”

Abortion shows is a wonderful idea! See the latest for all your abortion related needs! Also included at the abortion show is free birth control, IUDs, condoms, healthcare, STD testing, pregnancy tests....oh wait, that’s Planned Parenthood.

You know, people who want to get guns have found loopholes to skirt around waiting periods in states where they are on the books. Maybe we need to set up Abortion Shows where all those rules can just go out the window? Or perhaps figuring out a way to do online abortion sales?

I have always imagined you to be a woman. That makes this list even better for some reason.

Q-tipping my ears is the closest I’ll ever get to comprehending how a woman feels during PIV.

Same! I’ve always said my whole life that I hate making out and kissing. Kissed my now boyfriend for the first time when I was 30 last year, and I was like “I didn’t know kissing was supposed to be like this!” I truly and honestly love touching my lips to his.

Omg! I’m excited you got that feeling and sorry he turned out not be so great.

My first kiss was pretty young and I don’t exactly remember which one was the first one, but I do remember very clearly the first time I felt faint like Grace Coddington described. I was 15, he was 19 (I know, now I know). He kissed me and I swear I almost passed out. I think that was my first taste of crazy,…

Burn in hell, Joe.