The interesting thing is it’s actually happened. Some malware is used in the bulk dissemination of illegal files like this, or pirated movies, even Bitcoin mining. The good news is it’s easy to determine whether or not that’s what’s happening once you have the computer in hand.

That would be a necessity if he really is Darth Plagious, since the Sith subscribe to the Rule of Two, and him laying back with Palpetine and Vader about violates that ethos.

And with this post, millions of voices of your Grandmas, Grandpas, Moms, and Dads cry out “Play-Who? What Book? Who’s Tarkin? What else has he written?”

It’s simple population dynamics. Let’s say 1 in 1000 people are public-jerk-offers. In the burbs it’ll take me months to see that many different people. In the big city, you see that many people before you finish your morning coffee.

Ok, THAT’S funny. Take the expected, and flip it around. Comedy gold.

Managed to make a cover more disturbing than this one, good job Rolling Stone!

Notice the common thread linking these movies? And it’s not just that they’re full of white people.

Not just those years, heyoooo!

Oh man, puberty! Reminds me of high school. Which, ironically, I mostly spent reading stuff like Game of Thrones. The circle of life.

Ohhhhhh girl, you’re wicked!

Isn’t getting “Anonymously outed” kinda like being “a little pregnant”? You’re either outed, and everyone knows who you are, or you’re not.